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HOLMSEY: We can’t go on like this!

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See, I told you, every business and organisation would struggle with the new higher rate of employers’ national insurance. Hospices…

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HOLMSEY: Voters’ priorities – a lesson for the political left

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Emerging rock stars sing of love and loss, until they become super successful. At that point they turn their attention…

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HOLMSEY: Make Britain Great Again!

Isle of Wight Observer Nov 11, 2024

The Labour Party certainly had me fooled during the election. In my defence, I was desperate to be rid of…

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HOLMSEY: The changing way people ‘acquire’ things…

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In the olden days when you needed to buy household goods, you traipsed round the shops. That could be a…

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HOLMSEY: Educating Holmsey

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When I started school, there were two classes for each year and naturally you hoped to be in the best…

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HOLMSEY: Musings on housing targets and tradesmen

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Politicians love nice round figures, and Labour’s promise to build 1 1/2 million new homes in five years is comical.…

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HOLMSEY: Meet my new bestie

Isle of Wight Observer Oct 11, 2024

My new best friend is a bestselling author, so here’s hoping a little of his talent rubs off on me.…

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HOLMSEY: A love-struck Romeo in his beige Lada

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I’m always consumed by my latest project, and easily lose the ability to think about much else. Currently, I’m renovating…

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HOLMSEY: ‘Suits you, Sir!’

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I bought my first suit from a Freemans’ catalogue. It cost just 50 pence a week for 26 weeks. The…

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HOLMSEY: Acceptance can be tough!

Isle of Wight Observer Sep 13, 2024

Do people often interrupt you mid-flow and say, “You’ve already told me that”? People often interrupt me mid-flow and say,…

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HOLMSEY: What do Oasis and our ferries have in common?

Isle of Wight Observer Sep 6, 2024

Nothing compares to Bruce Springsteen and the East Street Band playing live, although the Jam’s equally exciting rock-‘n’-roll music was…

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HOLMSEY: You’re only young once in a lifetime!

Isle of Wight Observer Aug 30, 2024

Picking at spots, dreaming of girls, and – furtively – looking at top-shelf magazines in newsagents are things I remember…

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HOLMSEY: Oops! I’ve done it again!

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In April, on Friday 13, I was rushing around gathering building materials, because – unusually – my builder wanted an…

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HOLMSEY: Blame the politicians

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Two thirds of Brits say they can’t afford a foreign holiday this year. In theory, that should mean the Island…

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HOLMSEY: Prices go up – get over it!

Isle of Wight Observer Aug 12, 2024

Robin Hill has a new owner, and, swiftly, the local rumour mill determined that, when it re-opens, admission would be…

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HOLMSEY: My plan to bring attention to our plight

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Would you join me if I blockade one of the Island’s ferry ports? In my imagination, we drive a big…

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