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At long last – let’s ‘Get Brexit done’

Chris Cornford Dec 23, 2020

Cue the Jaws theme, just when you thought it was safe to dip a toe in the water, chatting normally…

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Chris Cornford Dec 7, 2020

Who knew Bob Seely was medically trained? Is there no end to his talents? I don’t usually do Twitter, but…

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Chris Cornford Nov 30, 2020

I recently bought a sandwich in Marks and Spencer in Cowes and, as I left the building, noticed something I’ve…

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HOLMSEY – My new campaign

Chris Cornford Nov 22, 2020

This winter lockdown seems far worse than the last. What does one do to stave off boredom and acute Covid-itis?…

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Boris’s Halloween horror show – Mk 2

Chris Cornford Nov 8, 2020

I have a naturally cheerful disposition but there’s an awful lot of gloom around. Last Saturday was Hallowe’en. Desperate for…

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Holmsey – Let them eat sausage

Chris Cornford Nov 5, 2020

Unless they’re being called ‘the nasty party,’ the Tories love a slogan, but their heartless decision not to fund free…

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Holmsey – Covid-19 choices

Carole Dennett Oct 26, 2020

Holmsey looks back at his mispent youth - do you remember warm school milk and rented tellies? What else was…

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Holmsey – We’re all fed up with Covid

Carole Dennett Oct 3, 2020

Holmsey is off on one again. Do you agree with him?

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Bob’s confused and befuddled housing policy

Carole Dennett Sep 30, 2020

That didn’t take long. Last week I praised Bob Seely for opposing the daft housing targets for the Island, but…

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Holmsey – Hurrah for Bob – at last he’s come good!

Carole Dennett Sep 20, 2020

I knew it would happen eventually, he just needed time. Patience is a virtue we’re told, although like most humans,…

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Who’s making up some of these new rules – Capt Mainwaring?

Isle of Wight Observer Apr 3, 2020

The episode of Dad’s Army last Saturday had eerie echoes of our current predicament. The wonderfully pompous Captain Mainwaring took…

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Let’s pray this isn’t a hopeless cause

Isle of Wight Observer Mar 31, 2020

Someone pinch me, this can’t be real can it? I guess a majority of us stopped believing God is responsible…

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We need to support each other

Carole Dennett Mar 22, 2020

‘Previous generations had to go to war, we’re being asked to sit on the sofa’ A murder of crows, a…

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We will weather this latest crisis – Just Keep Calm and Carry On!

Isle of Wight Observer Mar 13, 2020

‘Until now, I’ve resisted, but I’m now starting to panic about panic buying, so who should I call?’ ‘What’s goin’…

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