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HOLMSEY: A week of sighs

Chris Cornford Apr 6, 2021

I’ve been sighing a lot this week, although my biggest ever sigh (of relief) came two years ago. I’d had…

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Holmsey A word of advice for politicians

Chris Cornford Mar 29, 2021

Until last week, Stuart Brown was an aspiring candidate for the Island Conservatives at the forthcoming council elections. I was…

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Is this the best we can do for women

Chris Cornford Mar 22, 2021

“Like my daughter, the Newport victim had a lucky escape.” Many of us were moved to tears as we followed…

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Holmsey Oh, the good life!

Chris Cornford Mar 15, 2021

In the seventies almost the entire nation tuned-in to see Tom and Barbara living ‘The Good Life’ on BBC1. Richard…

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Holmsey. Don’t bother complaining

Chris Cornford Mar 8, 2021

Complaining rarely gets you anywhere, so why bother? These days even the people we used to rely on for good…

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Holmsey, Distant relatives

Chris Cornford Mar 1, 2021

As the newspapers delight in telling us, all’s not well in the Royal Family. I think it’s a huge comfort…

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I’ve had mine. Have you had yours?

Chris Cornford Feb 24, 2021

Despite having mixed feelings about it, I had mine a few weeks ago; have you had yours yet? I didn’t…

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Holmsey, Another year

Chris Cornford Feb 16, 2021

Another year, another five per cent rise in council tax. Whatever happened to ex-councillor Bob Seely’s Island deal? Perhaps he’s…

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A man of words?

Chris Cornford Feb 8, 2021

“Brain-fade is ‘the inability to think clearly’, sadly I’m all too familiar with that one” Our wonderful English language constantly…

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At long last – let’s ‘Get Brexit done’

Chris Cornford Dec 23, 2020

Cue the Jaws theme, just when you thought it was safe to dip a toe in the water, chatting normally…

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Chris Cornford Dec 7, 2020

Who knew Bob Seely was medically trained? Is there no end to his talents? I don’t usually do Twitter, but…

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Chris Cornford Nov 30, 2020

I recently bought a sandwich in Marks and Spencer in Cowes and, as I left the building, noticed something I’ve…

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HOLMSEY – My new campaign

Chris Cornford Nov 22, 2020

This winter lockdown seems far worse than the last. What does one do to stave off boredom and acute Covid-itis?…

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Boris’s Halloween horror show – Mk 2

Chris Cornford Nov 8, 2020

I have a naturally cheerful disposition but there’s an awful lot of gloom around. Last Saturday was Hallowe’en. Desperate for…

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Holmsey – Let them eat sausage

Chris Cornford Nov 5, 2020

Unless they’re being called ‘the nasty party,’ the Tories love a slogan, but their heartless decision not to fund free…

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Holmsey – Covid-19 choices

Carole Dennett Oct 26, 2020

Holmsey looks back at his mispent youth - do you remember warm school milk and rented tellies? What else was…

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