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HOLMSEY: Elections – and a prediction!

Chris Cornford May 17, 2021

Well, that didn’t go very well, did it? Across the nation, the Conservative Party enjoyed fabulous election results last week,…

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HOLMSEY: OFCOM’s announcement is particularly worrying

Chris Cornford May 9, 2021

‘Working from home’ used to be a bit of a joke; an excuse to get paid for doing very little,…

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HOLMSEY: Musing on politicians

Chris Cornford Apr 25, 2021

In 1998, the good (misguided? Ed) people of Freshwater elected me to represent them. On arrival at County Hall, I…

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HOLMSEY: Golly, I’m cross

Chris Cornford Apr 19, 2021

I never met him but was certainly sad to learn of his passing; unfortunately, by the end of last Friday,…

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HOLMSEY: I don’t believe it

Chris Cornford Apr 12, 2021

I have a significant birthday this week and to celebrate, I’ve turned into Victor Meldrew. My everyday life is filled…

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HOLMSEY: A week of sighs

Chris Cornford Apr 6, 2021

I’ve been sighing a lot this week, although my biggest ever sigh (of relief) came two years ago. I’d had…

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Holmsey A word of advice for politicians

Chris Cornford Mar 29, 2021

Until last week, Stuart Brown was an aspiring candidate for the Island Conservatives at the forthcoming council elections. I was…

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Is this the best we can do for women

Chris Cornford Mar 22, 2021

“Like my daughter, the Newport victim had a lucky escape.” Many of us were moved to tears as we followed…

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Holmsey Oh, the good life!

Chris Cornford Mar 15, 2021

In the seventies almost the entire nation tuned-in to see Tom and Barbara living ‘The Good Life’ on BBC1. Richard…

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Holmsey. Don’t bother complaining

Chris Cornford Mar 8, 2021

Complaining rarely gets you anywhere, so why bother? These days even the people we used to rely on for good…

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Holmsey, Distant relatives

Chris Cornford Mar 1, 2021

As the newspapers delight in telling us, all’s not well in the Royal Family. I think it’s a huge comfort…

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I’ve had mine. Have you had yours?

Chris Cornford Feb 24, 2021

Despite having mixed feelings about it, I had mine a few weeks ago; have you had yours yet? I didn’t…

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Holmsey, Another year

Chris Cornford Feb 16, 2021

Another year, another five per cent rise in council tax. Whatever happened to ex-councillor Bob Seely’s Island deal? Perhaps he’s…

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A man of words?

Chris Cornford Feb 8, 2021

“Brain-fade is ‘the inability to think clearly’, sadly I’m all too familiar with that one” Our wonderful English language constantly…

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At long last – let’s ‘Get Brexit done’

Chris Cornford Dec 23, 2020

Cue the Jaws theme, just when you thought it was safe to dip a toe in the water, chatting normally…

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Chris Cornford Dec 7, 2020

Who knew Bob Seely was medically trained? Is there no end to his talents? I don’t usually do Twitter, but…

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