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HOLMSEY: Crisis? What crisis?

Isle of Wight Observer Sep 17, 2025

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Northern lass Angela was vocally critical of rule-breaking Tories, particularly poor old Boris…

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HOLMSEY: Flying the flag for St George

Isle of Wight Observer Sep 5, 2025

Do you ever remember seeing the LibDems flying the flag of St George above County Hall? I can’t. For the…

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HOLMSEY: The risk and the joy of flying

Isle of Wight Observer Aug 29, 2025

Unusually for a Bank Holiday, last Monday was a beautiful day. Four people woke up, drew back the curtains, and…

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HOLMSEY: A shock on my NHS App

Isle of Wight Observer Aug 15, 2025

“Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,…

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HOLMSEY: A doctor – an actual doctor!

Isle of Wight Observer Aug 11, 2025

Having dithered about my ailments for months, last week our local medical centre took pity on me. For the first…

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HOLMSEY: IW Council’s care costs make Eton look cheap

Isle of Wight Observer Aug 7, 2025

Having offered the council some brilliant financial advice last week, I have another tip that could save thousands. That TV…

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HOLMSEY: Smoke and mirrors: our cash-strapped council blows £26k on puff patrol

Isle of Wight Observer Jul 25, 2025

The council’s always banging on about being flat broke. That’s unsurprising, when most officers still get to retire in their…

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HOLMSEY: Water, wind and wardrobe choices

Isle of Wight Observer Jul 18, 2025

It’s almost that time of year and my red trousers are pressed and ready. It’s rumoured only members of the…

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HOLMSEY: Phones, Apps and Healthcare

Isle of Wight Observer Jul 11, 2025

Do you find yourself walking head down, staring into the palm of your hand? While sitting at traffic lights, do…

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HOLMSEY: Bombs, doors and chairs!

Isle of Wight Observer Jul 1, 2025

West Wight residents were incandescent last Sunday, but they weren’t fretting about bunker-busting bombs dropping on Iran. Over in Freshwater,…

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HOLMSEY: The world is full of Facebook experts

Isle of Wight Observer Jun 23, 2025

Do you know your FAA from your CAA, your NTSB from your AAIB? If you’re aware of those acronyms, you…

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HOLMSEY: Why do I get so cross?

Isle of Wight Observer Jun 13, 2025

“One-man against the world,” it says up there; but I’d like to know how the rest of you stay so…

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HOLMSEY: Corporate unfairness – we deserve better…

Isle of Wight Observer Jun 6, 2025

Having met various city targets, Ryanair boss, Michael O’Leary, is due one of the biggest pay days in corporate history.…

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HOLMSEY: A mid-air emergency

Isle of Wight Observer May 30, 2025

I watched a man die, and miraculously, later saw him stand and walk away. Last Friday night, I boarded Virgin…

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HOLMSEY: Village halls and Westminster dreams

Isle of Wight Observer May 23, 2025

It matters not if you’re on the left or the right of politics, most of us agree that Britain doesn’t…

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HOLMSEY: It’s all a load of rubbish

Isle of Wight Observer May 16, 2025

Putting air in your tyres used to be a free service provided by garages. Then it became 20p. Yesterday, I…

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